heathcliffrichard:

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thatpettyblackgirl:

portraitoftheoddity:

^ From a therapist-friend, in case any in-therapy-friends ever worry about this. 

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fishsticksfromthenorth-ish:

Minor distractions 

plantappraiser:

moonlandingwasfaked:

afloweroutofstone:

Thanks, MSNBC

:(

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Shakespeare, but every instance of “alas” has been replaced with “aw shit”

watertightvines:

purpleprosegang:

 “Aw shit, poor Yorick!”

-Hamlet, Act 5 Scene 1

“Aw shit, that love, so gentle in his view,

Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!“

-Romeo & Juliet, Act 1 Scene 1

“O, no! Aw shit, I rather hate myself

For hateful deeds committed by myself.”

-Richard III, Act 5 Scene 3

“Aw shit, poor country, almost afraid to know itself! It cannot be called our mother, but our grave.”

Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3

“Aw shit, thou hast misconstrued everything!”

Julius Caesar, Act V Scene 3

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wlwriot:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

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anarratorofnogreatskill:

retromomentofgypsywhatever:

I got this at a pro life convention in my sophomore year of high school

I got one at my university my senior year.

My roommates were horrified.

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bardicknowledgeblogger:

kalkris:

ariassong:

ariassong:

themetaisawesome:

techcat-mod:

bardicknowledgeblogger:

biglawbear:

medinaquirin:

riskpig:

kaleymonster:

durnesque-esque:

ceiphiedknight:

riskpig:

allisquish:

almostvivian:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

trouncing:

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

Originally posted by whysoright-blog

I’ll allow it.

I have but two words:

Originally posted by peteneems

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

I ride into battle on one of these

Animal Companions

Fresh combat

Monks have to use these

Wizard’s Spell book

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

THE B A R D

It got better since I last saw it

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rintezukas:

rintezukas:

scottish is as funny as bitish but much more respectable

when i hear bitish accent i am laughing at it and when i hear scottish accent i am laughing with it

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